As my faithful followers know, yesterday I celebrated my 61st birthday. It was a good day, but it got off to a rocky start. Rather than go into the painful details, I’ll just give you the bullet points.
Due to the possibility of a hurricane hitting our area we cancelled plans for a weekend visit to Amelia Island.
We’ll still have to pay for half the price of the room we cancelled because the hurricane didn’t enter into the picture until past the cancellation deadline. Thanks booking.com. Grrrr.
My favorite convenience store was out of diet Dr. Pepper, so I had to do without my must have caffeinated beverage. To coffee drinkers, that would be like starting your day without coffee.
Whole Foods couldn’t make me an iced chai latte because their chai delivery was late.
The damned hurricane changed direction. I don’t want it to impact anyone, but since we cancelled our reservation and still have to pay for one night, how dare it not hit here?
I had lunch at a table by myself while watching various groups of women engaged in pleasant social discourse. Dammit! It was my birthday.
All became right with the world when I enjoyed a spa treatment at Aveda.
Studly Doright lost his golf match, but played well.
I received tons of birthday greetings.
I don’t know how to make the bullets stop.
Guess I’ll just say, Thank You for Reading. If you made it this far, you might need to get a life.
The big kid is me way back in the day. The cute kiddo is my adorable cousin on her first birthday. The man is my beloved Grandaddy.
throw them all away
smash the bottles
discard the pills
try to find the you
I’ve been slowly weaning myself off of the antidepressant, Effexor. So far, so good. While I’ve had a few of the side effects that come with withdrawal (i.e. headaches, brain zaps, etc.) they’ve not yet been overwhelming.
While I’m at it I’ve decided that I might as well stop drinking wine and coffee, too; although, I’m not quite ready to give up my one “hoppy” beer in the evening. I think I’m doing pretty well. Let’s see what Studly has to say:
Seriously, if you don’t hear from me in a few days it means I’ve gone off the deep end.
Thanks so much for assuming I wanted to hear those nasty ass lyrics booming from your stereo this morning. Who knew that hearing “F*ck you B*tch!” yelled repeatedly to the boom, boom, boom of an overly tuned bass would be such a great way to begin my day, especially after a night of too little sleep and a morning of too much caffeine.
I know it surprised you when I lowered my window and waved sweetly at you. Your jaw dropped as I mouthed, “Hey B*tch! How’d you know that’s my favorite f*cking song?”
Being a sarcastic middle-aged woman has its perks.
Studly Doright drinks decaffinated coffee which drives me crazy. Caffeine is the very essence of coffee, the reason it caught on in the first place. Coffee without caffeine is just flavored water in varying shades of brown.