One of my high school friends wrote this. He’s hit the nail right on the head and I wanted to share. Check out his blog on WordPress.
Studly Doright played a round of golf last night, so I spent my evening on our screened-in back porch. My time was well spent, and I chronicled my experience on Facebook. Oh, wine consumption was involved.
And if that wasn’t exciting enough….
Of course, at some point the excitement must wane…
Here’s my view:
Wishing you a gator-free evening.
This two-year-old post showed up on my page today. The story is absolutely true, and I still miss that skirt.
Now, let the editing begin.
Thanks to everyone who advised, suggested, encouraged, etc. I’d still be at 25,000 words if it hadn’t been for you all.
Yesterday a spider formed a strange bond with my husband, Studly Doright. We were sitting outside and the little guy kept jumping into Studly’s ankle. I thought they made a cute couple, but arachnophobic Studly wasn’t smitten. Or bitten.
Cute, isn’t he?
My blog has a new follower:
I “like” my own posts,
But I haven’t gone overboard
With praise for my writing.
That would be pure vanity.
Neither have I critiqued it
I’m fairly certain the writer is daft
And I’d hate to hurt her
If you give a girl a lime, she’s going to need a knife to cut it into wedges.
After you give her a knife, she’ll cut her finger slicing the lime, and ask for a band-aid.
You’ll get her a band-aid, but the sight of blood will make her woozy, so she’ll ask for some gin.
And once she has some gin, she’s going to need some tonic water.
Of course, she’ll need a glass to put the gin and tonic in.
Since she has a band-aid on her finger, she’ll ask you to squeeze the lime into the glass for her.
Once the gin and tonic and lime are in the glass, obviously, she’ll feel the need to stir, so she’ll ask for a swizzle stick.
After she stirs the gin and tonic, she’s going to need an ice cube or two.
Now that her drink is mixed, she’ll ask for some privacy.
If she repeats these steps several times, the girl is going to need another lime.
Studly Doright brought home one lime a couple of days ago. What’s a girl to do?