The price we pay,
And it is substantial,
To cue our ills
Is more than financial:
Bloating
Blindness
Difficulty in swallowing
Dizziness
Diarrhea
Bouts of unchecked wallowing
Anxiety
Insomnia
Excessive flatulence
Nausea
Muscle spasms
Shortness of extravagance
Why, oh why
Can’t side effects be
Welcome symptoms
Of living healthily?
Only when physicians
Prescribe meditation
And bright sunshine
Will patients discover the
Side effect of feeling fine.
