i am the undisputed
champion of laundry
and other areas of
womanly domesticity,
in my wildest dreams.
melodies are composed
in honor of my skills
of bold athetic prowess
on the sporting field,
in my wildest dreams.
belle of the ball am i,
wallflower’s opposite
graceful and desirable,
of incomparable beauty,
in my wildest dreams.
flocks of fans gather
pursuing my attention
accolades precede my
effervescent presence,
in my wildest dreams.
in truth i am average,
in every imaginable way
no fans, no praises,
no notable skills,
but i still have dreams.
Inspiration comes from everywhere. This particular piece was inspired by an advertisement for detergent. If only my laundry could be that fresh, that perfect….ah, if only.

















