Studly Doright called me outside on Wednesday afternoon. “Come see what I found!”
Now, in the past when he’s beckoned me outside with those words I’ve encountered a great many scary things: huge banana spiders, an enormous black snake, and various oversized insects. He’s never called me to come see some cute and cuddly animal. I was prepared to run.
Fortunately, this time he’d found something I’d have no trouble outrunning—a big fat mushroom.
So how big is it? Here’s Studly Doright holding Mr. Shroom:
Ever wonder what they look like in the inside?
The inside almost looked like the inside of a dinner roll, but we didn’t eat it. We’re easily amused, but not stupid.
Who knows what he’ll find outside next time? Princess Peach?
Peace, people!
Praying for Eyebrowz 
Impressive 🙂
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I can’t grow pretty flowers, but apparently mushrooms are easy! 😉
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🙂
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That’s quiet a big one!
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And it wasn’t there a week ago!
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Did you figure out the variety? It looked like one that sends out it’s spores with little puffs from teeny holes in the crown, but really the only thing I know about mushrooms is that they like sh*t, so I could be wrong!
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I should google it, right?
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It looks kind of like a portabella, but I really wouldn’t want to eat it!
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That’s what I thought. I’m not taking any chances.
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Well my dear ..if you run short of food…
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Nope. Nope.
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Sometimes it depends on how desperate one gets…
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And that’s true. If I were starving, who knows?!
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Yeah… ….
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the bulk of the organism is quietly taking over your lawn
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Attack of the Shroom.
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