Studly Doright called me outside on Wednesday afternoon. “Come see what I found!”
Now, in the past when he’s beckoned me outside with those words I’ve encountered a great many scary things: huge banana spiders, an enormous black snake, and various oversized insects. He’s never called me to come see some cute and cuddly animal. I was prepared to run.
Fortunately, this time he’d found something I’d have no trouble outrunning—a big fat mushroom.
So how big is it? Here’s Studly Doright holding Mr. Shroom:
Ever wonder what they look like in the inside?
The inside almost looked like the inside of a dinner roll, but we didn’t eat it. We’re easily amused, but not stupid.
Who knows what he’ll find outside next time? Princess Peach?