Yesterday I got my hair cut really short. It’s so short that even my meager styling skills are sufficient to keep my hair looking okay.
I’m good with just okay. If I had any thoughts of entering a beauty pageant in the future I’d need to have higher personal beauty standards, but that boat sailed, and sank, many years ago.
Studly Doright dated a beauty pageant winner before he started dating me. She dumped him, and for a long time I agonized about being just okay knowing his previous girlfriend was a beauty. I wore my inferiority complex like a consolation prize badge.
Studly and I even double dated with the beauty queen and her boyfriend, further complicating and elevating my complex. I was a mess.
I used to fantasize about being a great beauty, or failing that, that my sparkling personality might at least earn me a Miss Congeniality nod in a pageant. Sadly, my personality is just okay, as well.
Maybe I could’ve won the Miss Magic Marker pageant. My fine motor skills are decent, and I’d be fine with someone printing large M’s on my tatas. Alas, I was born too late.
Now, if there was a Miss Procrastination pageant, I’d be all over that.
I’ve excelled at procrastinating long enough to write this blog post. Time to go back to being just okay.
Peace, people!
Praying for Eyebrowz 
okay and average are pretty awesome – ha fun post
and you are right – short hair can be easy to take care of
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I like easy.
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haha – me too – but sometimes a short hair do is tricky
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Obviously I had to comment on the other post first because of the content, but this one makes me sad. I want to say many things, but I barely know you in this virtual world. Please be kind to yourself, and please never let anyone else define how you feel about yourself. You are so much more than just okay!
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Aw! You made me cry. Thank you.
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Yah know what Leslie, she was the loser. You got Studly. So get out the marker and right. Winner. I is dah best. Cos you are. The hell with beauty. You got it in spades anyhows. x
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You made me smile.
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You are a gorgeous lady . End of xx
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😘
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