none of the cards on the stationery
aisle said exactly what needed saying.

they offered only sweet platitudes:

wishing you well,
sending our prayers,
hoping for a speedy recovery

i wanted a card that named names and
kicked ass:

that sonofabitch needed hanging!
who the hell do you think you are?
you deserved that broken tibia!

with a picture of daisies on the front.


Peace, people.

Author: nananoyz

I'm a semi-retired crazy person with one husband and two cats.

16 thoughts on “Expressions”

  1. I have a Christmas card I’ve kept for years. Originally sent from one chum to a person he didn’t like. The wording on the inside was in verse and although I think you’d appreciate his sentiments at the time sadly it is too rude to print here…sorry about that!

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      1. I really shouldn’t have mentioned it as it is so totally crude (the message in the card that is). One day I shall try and pluck up the courage to post it as it is/was very funny!

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  2. I go for the blank then fill it chokka with all sorts. Only for my own crew, right enough. I rarely buy a card with flowers or if they look twee. Funnies work for me. Even the rude funnies. Just as well my cew have a sense of humour. (I hope!) ๐Ÿ˜‰

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