For Christmas my beautiful and thoughtful and exceedingly brilliant daughter presented me with the coolest gift.
Itβs a teeny tiny replica of my first novel made into a key chain.Itβs exactly like the bookβs cover, both frontβ¦β¦ and back.
Ashley purchased the miniature replica of Mayhem from a seller on Etsy, and I think itβs about the coolest thing ever. People are so darned clever and my daughter seems to know where to find the cleverest.
Last night I stayed up late (okay, past nine p.m.), having played trivia at a local wings place with Meetup group friends. Six of us showed up and we appeared to have a good mix of seasoned women my age and a couple of younger women.
Right off the bat, though, we had a problem. No other teams showed up to play. What to do? Simpleβwe split into three teams. So, it wasnβt ideal for chatting, but we made it work.
I was one of the lucky ones because I had a younger teammate. She knew the 90βs music and artists while I knew stuff like, βAt which US presidentβs inauguration did Maya Angelou read a poem?β and βIn the Napoleon Dynamite movie which character married LaFawnduh?β You know, weighty stuff.
Kip and Lawfawnduh
We won first place and performed a victory dance. Well, I did a victory dance while my teammate ducked her head in embarrassment, but stillβ¦I wonder if thatβs why she left ahead of the rest of us?
With just three teams, we finished the game early and then had time to chat for a bit. I had the farthest to drive so I brought my winnings (a $10 coupon for food at the grill) back to Doright Manor and celebrated by taking two Tylenol and going to bed. Ah! Living the good life.
Iβm in need of a friend. And not just any old friendβI need the kind who will let me know when thereβs a hair sprouting from my neck before it reaches epic proportions. Yeah, I went about town thinking I looked kind of cute today, only to come home to discover a two-inch (at least) hair front and center about three inches below my chin where it had grown to maturity in the shadow of my lower jaw.
I pride myself on having a decent grasp of the ins and outs of American English. Words are my friends. Family mythology has me reciting the Declaration of Independence before I could walk. (In actuality, it was the Pledge of Allegiance, still an accomplishment for a ten-month-old, but my maternal grandmother insisted it was the Declaration of Independence. She thought I was much more precocious than I was).
So why, at the advanced age of 65 did I not know that the phrase βshoe-inβ is, instead, βshoo-in?β
The grammar program on my computer flagged the term βshoe-inβ and I ignored the warning. But the red mark on the screen bugged me until I finally googled the phrase.
Iβll be darned.
Be honest, nowβhavenβt you always thought it was βshoe-in?β Surely Iβm not the only one.
When my first novel, Mayhem at the Happy Valley Motor Inn and Resort received its first truly negative review on Amazon I must admit my feelings were hurt. Prior to that scathing piece of commentary most of the reviews had been stellar. Iβd been in a bubble of positivity and it burst. Ouch.
After more than a year since its publication, the book has continued to receive mostly four and five star reviews. They make me smile, especially when they are from folks I donβt know personally. Iβve hopefully learned to read the constructive types of negative reviews as a way to make my writing better.
But the book received a doozy of a negative review a few days ago. Here, Iβll share it with you. That either makes me brave or stupid. Talk amongst yourselves.
Okay, lady (or gentleman) reviewer, tell us what you really think. π³
If youβve read Mayhem you might think, βDid this reviewer actually read the book?β I wondered that myself. I wonβt refute everything she/he commented on, but nowhere in the book did I bash fishermen, and I never said lesbians get a bad deal in life (do they? My lesbian friends donβt seem to), and if the book in some way intimated that all men are bad, I certainly couldnβt see it. I kind of like men, a lot, and my characters do, too. Dr. Hunky, anyone?
I guess beauty truly is in the eye of the beholder, or in this case, the ugliness is in the imagination of the reviewer.
Now I think Iβll go read the negative reviews on Diana Gabaldonβs latest book. Yes, even her work gets blasted. I must be in good company.
After the death of my mother-in-law, Saint Helen, we found boxes and boxes of photographs. I believe we couldβve papered the interior of her home with old photos and still had enough remaining to fill a dozen albums.
Many of the photos were ones Iβd seen before: baby pictures of her children, grandchildren, and great-grandchildren, along with photos from her retirement party and the trip she took to Alaska. But Saint Helen had saved some from the time she and I visited her eldest daughter, Lyn, in Jamaica, that I didnβt know existed.
Iβll share one with you because it features all three of us, Lyn, Saint Helen, and me. Weβd gone on an adventure that day to a natural water park, the name of which escapes me now, but I clearly remember the day. The perfect weather and invitingly warm waters had the three of us giggling like little kids as we slid down the slippery rocks and plunged into a pool, only to climb again for another trip down. None of us were youngsters, but we all felt young that day.
They both are gone now, having passed within a day of each other from COVID just a few weeks ago.
Lyn died first, and I can clearly picture her beckoning her mother on from the other side. You know none of us could ever resist Lyn when she invited us on an adventure. Iβd like to think theyβre carefree again like we were on that beautiful Jamaica day.
My daily writing goal is a minimum of a thousand words. Some days those words come easily and I sprint on by, never noticing when the benchmark is surpassed. Other days, I slog through, checking periodically to see if Iβve met my self-imposed standard. Itβs amazing how I can toil for hours and only produce 478 words. And then hours more to have merely added another twelve.
One of my writing heroes, Stephen King, writes 2,000 words or more a day. Iβve reasoned that heβs probably not also doing laundry, shopping for groceries, and maintaining a fairly clean house on a daily basis as I do. But who knows? Maybe Mr. King scrubs toilets between paragraphs. Now thatβs something Iβd like to see.
The thousand words a day have added up to more than 40,000 words in my current work in progressβReunion at the Happy Valley Motor Inn and Resort, the third book in my Happy Valley series. Thatβs almost half a book. Its predecessors are doing well, thanks to my lovelyreaders (links below, of course).
Now, if only the number of words in a blog post counted toward my daily word count Iβd be well on my way to 1,000 words. Alas, that is not the case and Iβd best get to writing because no one wants to purchase half a book.
My friend, Lori Roberts Herbst, has a new book out! Frozen in Motion is the third book in the Callie Cassidy Mysteries series, and like the first two books, this one kept me guessing until the very end.
Thatβs Carl, the cat, and Woody, the dog. They had nothing to do with the bloody hockey stick.
Iβve come to love the characters in this series. Watching them evolve is a pleasure. Fiercely independent Callie and sweet, romantic Sam have to face some relationship issues in this offering, making it the perfect read for Valentineβs Day.
If youβre looking for a fun, edge of the seat adventure, with a dollop of romance added in, youβll enjoy Frozen in Motion.
Today I have a scheduled appointment with my gastroenterologist. To be precise, Iβm slated to see his Physicianβs Assistant. My previous meetings with both men have been aggravating.
Yes, I know Iβm no spring chicken, but that doesnβt mean my concerns should be dismissed with the wave of a hand and a suggestion, literally given as the doctor was running out of the exam room so he could talk to a pharmaceutical rep, to maybe stay off of dairy. No follow up visit was scheduled. No suggestion as to what I should do if going dairy-free didnβt work.
So today Iβm going to try again, because for two years now Iβve been 99.9% dairy free, and am still battling some of the same issues that first brought me to this doctor. Iβd say 100%, but I know sometimes the barista accidentally uses cowβs milk in my chai lattes.
Yes, I shouldβve made a follow up appointment on my own, but COVID came along and my stomach issues didnβt seem so urgent in the face of all that was going on in the world. So here I go. Iβm armed with knowledge and dairy free.
Iβm a so-so Wordle player. Generally, I require four or more guesses to come up with a common five-letter word. And several times I havenβt gotten the correct answer at all. Thatβs rather embarrassing for someone who claims to have a well-rounded vocabulary.
All those green squares on the second row indicate that I guessed the correct word on the second try. Itβs far too early for a celebratory glass of wine, so I believe Iβll reward myself with another half hour in bed.