Internal Eternal Contradiction

From one of my favorite poets. Aroilinpain.wordpress.com

agarrabrant's avatarAroil in Pain

Has there ever been

One that was not misguided?

Crusade? Jihad? Holy War?

What, in war, can be Holy?

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Asleep

most wander, eyes closed
unaware, disconnected
under the radar.

should they awaken
would sanity desert them?
would walls come crashing?

here’s reality
crouching between dreams and schemes
undiluted truth.

Photo by Alex Stoddard

St. Andrews

(This is mostly a reblog of a trip Studly Doright and I took to Scotland in the summer of 2013, but I’ve added some photos. One of the most memorable courses the men played was St. Andrews, the very birthplace of golf. The old course at St. Andrews is the site of this year’s British Open and was a highlight for all of us during our week in Scotland. I asked Studly if he’d recognize any of the holes as he watches the open this year. His reply: “Only if they hit into the bunkers or the gorse.”)
Golf in the Kingdom with Studly

Last summer at this time Studly and I were still recuperating from our trip to Scotland. Way back when we lived in Great Bend, Kansas, he began playing golf with a group of men, and they’ve kept up the connection even through our moves to Florida, Illinois, and back to Florida.

Great Bend, KS. golf group
 
These men take an annual golf trip to sharpen their skills and to exchange (mostly) good natured insults. Usually the group heads to Arizona or Myrtle Beach, but last year the men decided to take a big trip and invite their wives. And what better golf destination than the home of golf?
When Studly mentioned the possibility of a trip to Scotland my first thought was, “yeah, right, like that’s ever going to happen.” Studly doesn’t do international. Studly barely does national. He likes his own bed, his own town, his own state. He travelled to Jamaica once on business and swore to never leave the U.S. again, so when he asked me to dig out our passports I thought I was hallucinating.
The trip was booked and away we went. This was the Cadillac of tours. Eight couples flew into Edinburgh (to say it properly think “Edinbutter” and leave out the “t”s) and were met by our driver, Ken, who took exceptionally good care of us all week, dropping the men (and occasionally a couple of the ladies) off at some of the world’s most famous courses and taking the rest of us on excursions to castles and lochs.
 
Golf wives at one of the castles we toured. Mary, Queen of Scots, gave hef last confession here. i got chills thinking about her having been where I stood.
 
The men played both the Old Course and the New Course at St. Andrews. Our hotel for two days was just across the road from the famous 18th hole of the Old Course, the very birthplace of golf. It sounds corny, but the air felt almost sacred, blessed by over 400 years of golf tradition. The beer was darned good, too.

 

see the white building on the right? That’s part of the restaurant at our hotel.
  
  
Yours truly on the famous 18th hole.
 

 
We explored the cathedral ruins at St. Andrews and saw the cafe where Wills met Kate (for tea).

   
    
    
 We drove through the village of Pickletillum the name of which tickled my tongue. And Anstruther, home of world famous fish and chips, which tickled my taste buds.

   

One of the most beautiful places on earth.
 During our stay in Inverness we ladies made a side trip to Loch Ness where we lunched and chatted with Nessie. I’d post a photo of our visit, but wouldn’t you know it? I tried inserting photos into my post, but either I am not smart enough to do so, or I am not subscribing to the level of blog that will allow multiple photos. Bummer. Nessie was so photogenic.
Note: I have since figured out the secret of posting photos; however, I have no idea where my photos of Nessie have gone. The mystery deepens! 

I’d love to visit Scotland again. There was so much we didn’t see, and I’ve lost my Scottish brogue!

Peace, People!

Bee Confused

silly little bee
the daisies on my tee shirt
offer no pollen.

Artist Mark Ryden markryden.com

buzz on along bee
i’d rather not swat you, friend
but the flower’s fake.

  
blazing day heat bee
seek your blossoms in the shade
purple hibiscus.

By Paper Ship

Wednesday Giggle

One of my favorite blogs (and someone I somehow overlooked when writing my anniversary post)! Please, check out shaming threshers.wordpress.com. She rocks.

Thanks, but no thanks

   
Got this in the mail from the NRA today. Obviously they haven’t read my Facebook timeline.

See the badge in the upper left hand corner? They’ve asked me to place that on my truck, car, boat, or God forbid, on my window at home so that, 

“When your local lawmakers see this shield on NRA vehicles, they see crystal-clear proof that if they push gun regulation, licensing, and prohibition, they risk DEFEAT on Election Day. It’s that promise, backed by NRA membership muscle, that stops gun banners in their tracks.”

Apparently, this shield has…

“…stopped hundreds of schemes to ban your guns and close down gun shows, gun shops, ranges, and hunting lands.”

I own a gun. One of these days I’ll learn to use the darned thing, but I refuse to become part of an organization that plays on our fears in order to pump up their membership. 

I refuse to belong to a group that fought against common sense gun regulations following the shooting of innocent schoolchildren in Sandy Hook, Connecticut, a group that instead said the answer to such tragedies was to arm more people.

The NRA was founded with good intentions, but radical organization leadership and a focus on political and societal manipulation has twisted that goodness into something profane. 

I’ll take that sticker. There’s a great stinky place just inside my trashcan in need of an NRA endorsement.

Peace, people!

  

Shine

Shine!

Speak up!

Don’t let your

Light go

Unnoticed.

There will be

Those who try

To take away your

Essence;

Those who cannot

See your worth.

Ignore them.

Listen to that

Voice, that 

Incredible voice

Telling you,

Girl, you are

Incredible!

Lip Syncing

Like Milli Vanilli
I could be a star
sing beautiful songs
karaoke in a bar.

  
Just give me a stage
and a muted microphone
I’ll rock your world
or make you groan.

  
Queue up Leader of the Pack
or Friends in Low Places
pour another round
let me into your graces.

Pluto

you were not included
in my grandparents
outdated Encyclopedia
Britannica and I
left you off my
solar system mobile.
my teacher deducted
twenty points and
embarrassed me in
front of the class.
see, karma does rule
our universe.
i want those twenty
points back now.
an apology would
be nice, too.

  

Body of Work

she writes for herself
strange words, stranger ideas
maybe she’s crazy.

she writes poetry
searching for some symmetry,
imagery within.

she thinks in phrases,
bits and pieces whose sums are
greater than their parts.