The Trolls are Loose

As November 3rd nears, I’ve found my Facebook feed inundated with friend requests from men who apparently just now have realized how overwhelmingly attractive I am. I’m tempted to believe the bullsh*t and might have to let Angelina Jolie know that her days as a Hollywood sex symbol are numbered.

As tempting as it is to respond to these trolls with some snarky comment I simply scroll on by hoping that they won’t become despondent over my lack of interest. A male friend of mine said he’s been getting a record number of friend requests from women, so maybe my friends are as delightful and attractive as I am. Birds of a feather, you know.

Seriously folks, don’t respond to these trolls.

“A beautiful what?” I wanted to ask.

Peace, people!

Author: nananoyz

I'm a semi-retired crazy person with one husband and two cats.

27 thoughts on “The Trolls are Loose”

      1. Ah… secrets.. do you know I still have a pink plastic box and in live pencil top plastic troll and pencil top pink plastic gonk, ancient minnie mouse, and one or two other freebees from icecream cones… IOne of these things I have kept all the years.

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      2. We prob had diff things here. I mind once an American vistor…my da was on the council so we had to do a lot of that 9in fact we had Vietnam War protesters uner our wing at one point…..anyway, she brought me penny traveller doll . I was mesmerized

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  1. So I’m not incredibly handsome? I’m weird with requests. I’ll usually check out the person to see if I know them or one of my friends knows them. Most of mine come through Instagram. I delete all of them. One was from some “normal” person and then I just think that maybe she doesn’t know how Instagram works and maybe she clicked add or something by mistake.

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    1. I’m sure you’re incredibly handsome. I’m not on Instagram, so I don’t know how that works. If I know someone who knows the person I’m more likely to accept a friend request. But if they start out the request with, “You’re so beautiful” I’m fairly sure they’re full of bull. I’m a lot of things, but beautiful isn’t one of them. Unless you ask my cat. She worships me.

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  2. I’m so glad you post these things so I can get a good laugh. I have my FB profile locked down so hard that it is rare I get any requests these days. My author page did get tagged by some random person that must have mistaken me for someone else, though. That was… interesting. I think I’m now in a band.

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