As November 3rd nears, I’ve found my Facebook feed inundated with friend requests from men who apparently just now have realized how overwhelmingly attractive I am. I’m tempted to believe the bullsh*t and might have to let Angelina Jolie know that her days as a Hollywood sex symbol are numbered.
As tempting as it is to respond to these trolls with some snarky comment I simply scroll on by hoping that they won’t become despondent over my lack of interest. A male friend of mine said he’s been getting a record number of friend requests from women, so maybe my friends are as delightful and attractive as I am. Birds of a feather, you know.
Seriously folks, don’t respond to these trolls.
Peace, people!
Praying for Eyebrowz 
Lol, the internet is a funny old place.
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It is. Good thing we can still laugh.
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Lol….. what I am laughing at is the word troll–which is what they are –but it was that image of yours. I just imagined one of these wee plastic dolls with a shock of purple hair.
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Right!???
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Little troll dolls. If you google you will find them. I just see these twats coming on strong the way they do but here is their image… the troll they are.
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I had about a dozen troll dolls when I was a kid. I made them tiny clothes and built them a tiny house. They were so ugly and cute at the same time.
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Ah… secrets.. do you know I still have a pink plastic box and in live pencil top plastic troll and pencil top pink plastic gonk, ancient minnie mouse, and one or two other freebees from icecream cones… IOne of these things I have kept all the years.
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Awww! I might have a troll doll somewhere. For the longest time I had a Lid’l Kiddle. Do you remember those?
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We prob had diff things here. I mind once an American vistor…my da was on the council so we had to do a lot of that 9in fact we had Vietnam War protesters uner our wing at one point…..anyway, she brought me penny traveller doll . I was mesmerized
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I have not seen one of those! I’ll try to find my Lid’l Kiddle doll. She’s so cute. We pretended that Barbie was her babysitter.
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It was this little purse thing with this wee doll and she had a camera and a suitcase and all
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Awww!
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I imagine their selfies are not real either
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Most likely not.
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So I’m not incredibly handsome? I’m weird with requests. I’ll usually check out the person to see if I know them or one of my friends knows them. Most of mine come through Instagram. I delete all of them. One was from some “normal” person and then I just think that maybe she doesn’t know how Instagram works and maybe she clicked add or something by mistake.
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I’m sure you’re incredibly handsome. I’m not on Instagram, so I don’t know how that works. If I know someone who knows the person I’m more likely to accept a friend request. But if they start out the request with, “You’re so beautiful” I’m fairly sure they’re full of bull. I’m a lot of things, but beautiful isn’t one of them. Unless you ask my cat. She worships me.
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I left the Facebook swamp years ago and did not look back.
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I’ve about doing that, but so many of my old friends are on there. Without Facebook I might actually have to call them….
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Gonna steal that – ‘facebook swamp’. 😂😂😂
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Canadian women are getting marriage proposals leading up to next week… I’m just sayin’… 🤣🇨🇦
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I can understand that!
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I’m so glad you post these things so I can get a good laugh. I have my FB profile locked down so hard that it is rare I get any requests these days. My author page did get tagged by some random person that must have mistaken me for someone else, though. That was… interesting. I think I’m now in a band.
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Haha!!! That’s great. I’d buy tickets for that concert.
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No. No, you really wouldn’t. Trust me. lol!
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Hey, in my mind I’m a rock star and I’m picturing you as one, too.
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Ha! I so wouldn’t even make it past the curtain to the stage!
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Ha!
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