And Now We Give You Brain-eating Amoeba!

If 2020 were a football player it would have been kicked out of the game for multiple unnecessary roughness penalties.

Pandemic, murder hornets, visiting dust from Africa, wide-spread social unrest, rampant unemployment, a new swine flu in the news, Tom Brady traded to Tampa Bay, and now we have a brain-eating amoeba. WTF?

To be fair, the brain-eating amoeba isn’t a completely new hazard, and can be avoided by following a few simple activities, according to the CDC: Avoid putting your head under the water in hot springs and other untreated thermal waters. Avoid water-related activities in warm freshwater during periods of high water temperature. Avoid digging in, or stirring up, the sediment while taking part in water-related activities in shallow, warm freshwater areas.

Oh, and if you use a Neti-pot to clear your sinuses use distilled water.

As for all the other stuff 2020 has brought us, keep wearing masks, avoid stirring up hornets, be kind to one another, don’t give up, and hope for a Tom Brady sighting. He is in Florida now, after all.

Peace, People!

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Author: nananoyz

I'm a semi-retired crazy person with one husband and two cats.

10 thoughts on “And Now We Give You Brain-eating Amoeba!”

      1. GAWD, Leslie, I had an email today from an author and it was about how if this s*i£ had been subbed to a publisher it would have come with, ‘lacks credibility,’ or indeed ‘no way,’ scrawled across the front page. I would give a fortune right now for a gag for these idiot wolf crying reporters who do NOT seem to understand one vital fact. The human brain can only stand so much shit. That is before we get to it supposedly being in supposed danger from this supposed….. I rather like the Scot’s word..keech, here. (Please accept my apologies right now for the bad language but it is like we have all been taken over by the curse of the screaming mag-rag press. xxx

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