Better Left Unseen

Have you ever witnessed something so shocking that your mind refused to accept what your eyes were seeing? Studly Doright likes to tell the story of a time when he was on his motorcycle, stuck in traffic beside a car of young women. When he glanced at the car he realized they all were flashing their breasts at him.

“It was so shocking,” he said, “That I had to do a double take. Then a triple take.”

Yes, I’m sure shock was what caused him to go back for more glances. I asked him what his reaction was.

“Heck, I think I gave a thumbs up and then got away from there as fast as possible,” he replied.

The thumbs up part, I believed.

At any rate, yesterday morning I witnessed something of a salacious nature that rendered me speechless. And yes, I did a double take because I honestly couldn’t believe my eyes.

I was slowing down for a stop sign at a busy corner in Tallahassee. To my right I noticed a well dressed couple waiting at a bus stop. They were face to face and I thought they were about to kiss.

“Ah! How sweet!” I thought.

Then I noticed where her hand was on the man’s body and what she was doing with said hand. To say I was shocked is putting it mildly. What in the world were they thinking? And, ewww! What if a kid saw what I did, and it’s entirely possible that one or more did. It made me incredibly sad. Needless to say, I didn’t give them a thumbs up. I simply drove away. Sigh.

How I wish it had just been a streaker.

Peace, and decency, people.

Author: nananoyz

I'm a semi-retired crazy person with one husband and two cats.

16 thoughts on “Better Left Unseen”

  1. lol

    I mean, couldn’t they at least wait until they were at the back of the bus? (I’M KIDDING!!!)

    When I was a flight attendant we did a lot of flights down to the Caribbean. So the early Sun morning flights were full of honeymooners who were too hung over (or still drunk) from the wedding celebrations the night prior. They all crashed in their seats with blankets on top of them.

    Well it was more than just a few times we saw wandering hands underneath those blankets… 😉

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  2. Heh, if you think that was bad, what about the concept of “roadhead”? Although I guess in that case, you wouldn’t see one of the players involved…..

    Please stay safe! Hope Dorian turns away from Florida (even though that means Maralago will be fine, darn it!)

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  3. I once came to an obnoxiously long stop light next to a man in a large van. I glanced over as I often do and in his side view mirror, I caught the reflection of him doing to himself what you witness the woman of the couple was doing to her man. I must admit I stared at the mirror for a while thinking, “Do guys really do this while driving?”

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    1. Ewww! I had a man pull up beside me in a pickup truck on a long stretch of interstate between Dumas, TX, and Amarillo. He’d slow down and speed up, slow down, speed up. I looked over and it was obvious that he was playing with himself. As soon as I reached the outskirts of Amarillo I took an exit at speed and didn’t have to worry about him again. Freaked me out.

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  4. The most I seem to see is guys peeing. I’ve seen guys peeing on the side of the interstate next to their car. I saw a guy about two weeks ago peeing in the bushes on the side of the road near a Shoneys. The most “thumbs up” version of this I’ve seen is a guy walking down the MIDDLE OF THE STREET and just peeing while he was walking. He was super drunk based on how he was walking, but I have to admit, I’ve never seen that.

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