Have you ever witnessed something so shocking that your mind refused to accept what your eyes were seeing? Studly Doright likes to tell the story of a time when he was on his motorcycle, stuck in traffic beside a car of young women. When he glanced at the car he realized they all were flashing their breasts at him.
“It was so shocking,” he said, “That I had to do a double take. Then a triple take.”
Yes, I’m sure shock was what caused him to go back for more glances. I asked him what his reaction was.
“Heck, I think I gave a thumbs up and then got away from there as fast as possible,” he replied.
The thumbs up part, I believed.
At any rate, yesterday morning I witnessed something of a salacious nature that rendered me speechless. And yes, I did a double take because I honestly couldn’t believe my eyes.
I was slowing down for a stop sign at a busy corner in Tallahassee. To my right I noticed a well dressed couple waiting at a bus stop. They were face to face and I thought they were about to kiss.
“Ah! How sweet!” I thought.
Then I noticed where her hand was on the man’s body and what she was doing with said hand. To say I was shocked is putting it mildly. What in the world were they thinking? And, ewww! What if a kid saw what I did, and it’s entirely possible that one or more did. It made me incredibly sad. Needless to say, I didn’t give them a thumbs up. I simply drove away. Sigh.
How I wish it had just been a streaker.
Peace, and decency, people.
Praying for Eyebrowz 