I own a couple of pairs of Spanx. They’re great for containing, smoothing, and camouflaging parts of my body that aren’t all that firm anymore, like my waistline and my abdomen. I don’t wear them often, reserving them for special occasions. It’s not that I don’t want to look svelte all the time, it’s just that I live in the Sunshine State where more layers equal more discomfort.
So when I saw these new offerings from Spanx in a Tallahassee department store I did a double take:
Am I supposed to wear these with my tank tops?
I think I’ll call this, I Know I Need Them, but No Thanks, Spanx.
Peace, people (and seriously, I should cease wearing tank tops!)