Gain

I gain weight just thinking about food:
cheesecake
clam bake
cheese steak
for pete’s sake!

Where once I was skinny, pitifully so,
now I have ample hips and my bosom doth grow.

Bring me pizza and fried shrimp, pasta and fries, if I’m going to be fat I’ll feast on cream pies.

A size two times larger than last year’s clothes, I’m singing the blues and striking a pose.

Why in all other aspects is bigger deemed great, but a gain in weight is a terrible fate?

  

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Author: nananoyz

I'm a semi-retired crazy person with one husband and two cats.

9 thoughts on “Gain”

  1. I just read something about blessing your food – even the snacks & drinks – before you eat it, and it’ll cooperate and won’t settle anywhere in your body 🙂

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  2. There have been times I have felt like this! All of those foods sound great by the way. My blog is dedicated to health but yet I love tasty food!

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