What’s Your Function?

In the latter part of my fifth decade on this earth I learn of the existence of Functional Water. I sincerely hope I haven’t fallen prey to the non-functional variety of H2O all these years.  
And I don’t even want to dwell on the ramifications of New Age Beverages. Do such drinks strike yoga poses when no one’s observing them? Are they into transcendental meditation?

I must explore this grocery aisle again one day soon. The secret to inner peace undoubtedly lies on 6b somewhere between the mundane offerings of bottled tea and soft drinks. Ommmmm.

Peace and functionality, people!

Author: nananoyz

I'm a semi-retired crazy person with one husband and two cats.

15 thoughts on “What’s Your Function?”

  1. What on earth is ‘functional water’? I think New Age Beverages are likely made from organic pomegranates and blended spinach, best drunk in chipped enamel mugs, naked by a camp fire in the company of odd looking folk who ‘swoon’ a bit! Yes, that’s what I think Leslie.

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