I gain weight just thinking about food:
cheesecake
clam bake
cheese steak
for pete’s sake!
Where once I was skinny, pitifully so,
now I have ample hips and my bosom doth grow.
Bring me pizza and fried shrimp, pasta and fries, if I’m going to be fat I’ll feast on cream pies.
A size two times larger than last year’s clothes, I’m singing the blues and striking a pose.
Why in all other aspects is bigger deemed great, but a gain in weight is a terrible fate?

I’m actually trying to restrict my intake of chocolate after dinner. I was totally successful this evening. I had some ice cream instead.
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What an accomplishment!
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Stunning, eg? 🙂
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This ballad sounds like a good addition to my repertoire. Might memorize it and sing while driving.
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It needs a melody!
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I would use different melodies, depending on my mood and my scales readings. I just love the message.
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I just read something about blessing your food – even the snacks & drinks – before you eat it, and it’ll cooperate and won’t settle anywhere in your body 🙂
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Now that’s a positive thought!
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There have been times I have felt like this! All of those foods sound great by the way. My blog is dedicated to health but yet I love tasty food!
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