“You made your bed, now lie in it!”
Our mattress has seen better days. We bought it back when George W. Bush was President and his brother Jeb!, was governor of Florida, just to give you an idea of its advanced age. The darned thing is dished out and lumped up, and fails to provide comfortable support for more than ten minutes at a time.
When Studly and I returned to Florida after eight years in Illinois, we planned on buying a new bed, but decided to first buy a home and get settled. After the home was purchased Studly built his dream workshop/garage. Then we added a roof to our back porch and screened it in. The bed just kept being shoved into the background.
Last night I stayed up late watching back to back Naked and Afraid episodes and thinking about beds. Specifically I thought, “Every one of those naked people would kill to have my awful bed for a night.”
But I am not one of those naked people, dammit!
The saddest thing is that we have two guest bedrooms. Both have really great, relatively new, pillow top mattresses. But one is a full sized bed and the other a queen. Studly Doright and I share a king sized bed. Ah, the American way!
Occasionally I’ll declare that I’m sleeping in one of the guest rooms, but then Studly makes these pathetically sweet puppy dog faces, and I realize I’d rather sleep uncomfortably with my king than comfortably without him.
I am making a big push for that new mattress, and am engaged in thorough research. I’ve studied Consumer Reports, solicited advice and suggestions from friends, and taken field trips into every mattress store in the greater Tallahassee area. I didn’t put this much effort into choosing my wedding gown.
With any luck, and by luck I mean a nice annual bonus, we will get a new mattress this year. If not, I might have to sign up as a contestant on Naked and Afraid. Anything for a good night’s sleep.
Haha I love that show. I hope you get your mattress soon. It really is like investing a small fortune. They are so damn expensive!
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Aw… You don’t want to abandon Studly. that’s actually rather romantic. Like Blair above, I hope you get your new mattress soon.
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We sponsor three children in India and a wonderful generous person willed roll beds for them, after seeing them on mats on the floor. They had always been on rush mats so late at night a rustle was heard by morning the dormitory was full of beautiful wide eyed children laying next to their beds. x So I hope you sleep well on your new mattress when you get it.
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Go all the way when you do get a new one, they have great ones nowadays that do just about everything for you except sleep 🙂 I was out of town now and it was freezing weather and there was a … bed warming pad! Wow!
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A bed warming pad!!!
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Hard to believe, huh? but I was in another town in a huge bed, it was cold so it was great 🙂
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It sounds delightful.
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