Dipstick and a Movie

I went by myself to watch the new James Bond movie today. Our newly renovated theater is cushy, featuring oversized reclining seats and assigned seating. Since I decided on a whim to see the movie my seat choices were limited. There were a couple of seats way up front and one near the top. Of course I selected the one furthest from the screen and settled in to watch the endless procession of trailers.

My seat was at the end of an aisle next to a man and his pre-teen children. Not long after I took my seat I realized the man was looking at me. I gave him a brief nod and a smile and put my attention back on the screen. 

Through the movie he’d periodically make a comment intended for me to hear. Once he told me he’d driven in Rome. Another time he told me Daniel Craig’s suit was too tight (as if THAT could happen, duh!)  I’d nod or say, “hmm,” hoping he’d get the message. But during a lull in the action the man leaned into my personal space and asked, “So what’s a pretty lady like you doing all by yourself at the movies?”

The creep-o-meter spiked past ten on the dial. I couldn’t get my seat back into the unreclined position quickly enough, so I simply scootched to the edge and left. At first I intended to pretend I was going to the bathroom, but then I thought, “screw it” and found an unclaimed seat in the front of the theater. 

I left as soon as the credits began rolling and made a beeline for the car. Disgusted with myself for letting some random stranger get to me I sat and wondered if I’d overreacted. Maybe I’ve watched too many Criminal Minds episodes….

Peace, people!

On the dangers of knicker elastic

Brilliant piece by scvincent.com. I laughed out loud. In public. Surrounded by strangers.

Thirsting

Thirsting

By Leslie Noyes

we slept for eons
awakened then by a kiss
thirsting for true love.

  

hungry we scrabbled
tortured by cloistered trappings
tongues seeking life’s blood.

  
submit, our lovelies,
slake our thirst, break these shackles
join in ecstasy.

I’m a long time fan of the vampire tale. Scary, sparkly, ghastly, gory, romantic, rascally, I love them all. Except for the silly ones. They just piss me off. Vampires don’t do vaudeville.

Peace, people!

Scoundrels Like Han

A long time ago

In a galaxy far, far away

A scoundrel and his wookie

Swooped in to save the day.

I could sure use a scoundrel

To besmirch my reputation

And if he’s just like Han

There’ll be no hesitation.

  
Peace people!

Excuse Me

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wgTPH5y1-ZI#For some reason the GOP debate made me think of King Tut. 

Enjoy.

Beacon

  

peace beside still pond
days filled with autumn’s glory
golden leaves remain

This photograph was taken by my friend Kelly Cavitt Dupler. She seems to be my muse.

Anagogglin

My vocabulary was enriched this week by the addition of the word, “anagoggle.”

 

Saint Helen at the historic capitol building in Tallahassee.

Saint Helen and I were exploring the little community of Colquitt, Georgia, and had walked quite a distance from my car. When we realized we were both fairly tired of walking in the heat we decided to begin angling our way back to our starting point. 

“We’ll just have to anagoggle our way back to the car,” Saint Helen said.

“Huh?” I replied in my most articulate manner.

“You know,” she said, demonstrating a zig zag pattern with her hands. “Anagoggle. You’ve never heard of that?”

“Can’t say that I have.”

“Must be a New Mexico thing,” said Saint Helen.

“Indeed.”

By that time we’d anagoggled over to the car and I’d conjugated the verb successfully: I anagoggled yesterday, we went anagogglin, we can anagoggle. 

 

Me before I knew anything about anagogglin.

Peace, people. 
 

Blue Moon

Harvest Pumpkin Ale, I salute you!

 
Great taste

Wonderful aroma

A ten on the ale scale.

Only Love 

  
I tell you this
with great hope
and trepidation.

we are not meant
to withstand such
excesses in love.

so indulge me in
a more meaningful
conversation.

and we’ll explore
the boundaries set;
enough is enough.

i am unsure if my
heart is capable
of this affection,

and even were it so
surely yours would
crumble with strain.

simple love is best,
you see, with fewer
forms of dereliction,

best to love with one’s
heart only, and neglect
the deeper kind of pain.

When We Were Wolves

 Back before man
We raised our voices
Prayers to the moon
When we were wolves.

Once on our own
We banded together
Hunted in unison
When we were wolves.

Lured by the warmth
Of campfires’ glow
Lulled by the murmur
Of humans in the dark

We were wild once
Now our lives entwine
With those who promised
We could still be wolves.

  
I’d read the meme shown above on Facebook and a friend thought it would make a good song. So I did my best to make it one.

Peace, people!