Just remember folks, you might’ve read it here first, even though I borrowed every bit from Pinterest. Read and learn. You can thank me later. Or now. I like being thanked. With bacon.
Every man should come with a side of bacon. 
I have been known to steal bacon. I’m not proud of it, but I’ll probably do it again.
The next one, I have to disagree with a little. That’s still not enough bacon.
True story, I really thought it was called bacon soda for years.
Studly only looks at bacon like its bacon.
Really, this happens. 
And now I’ll return to my previously scheduled diet.
Peace, people!
Praying for Eyebrowz 
What did you have for breakfast this morning?
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A protein bar. 😞
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Bacon flavored? Hey if not, maybe we have a marketing tool here, want to go into business?
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That isn’t a bad idea!!!
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We could hit the big timel
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Have your people call my people.
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You mean my bacon fairies? I smell a drawing and a blog post honoring you….
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Bacon fairies! This just keeps getting better and better!
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Not sure about the second last one. I believe those people are called cannibals.
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Lol!
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