Oh Muffin Top, My Muffin Top

Love handles,
Spare tire,
Thick around
the middle.
A muffin top
by any other
name is still
my clothing
nemesis.

I tried on jeans today. Hence the poem. The jeans I loved fit just low enough on my hips to produce the dreaded muffin top. The jeans that hid my muffin top produced the dreaded mom jeans look. I’m thinking about embracing the bulge and decorating it with sparkles and sequins. Might start a new trend.

Peace, people!

Author: nananoyz

I'm a semi-retired crazy person with one husband and two cats. View all posts by nananoyz

7 thoughts on “Oh Muffin Top, My Muffin Top”

sanseilife says:

August 30, 2015 at 8:29 pm

Sprinkles! The new cupcake top look!

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1. nananoyz says:
  
  August 30, 2015 at 8:34 pm
  
  Yes! That fits perfectly. Unlike my jeans.
  
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agarrabrant says:

August 31, 2015 at 4:09 am

Botticelli and Michelangelo never painted skeletal supermodels. Just sayin’!

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1. nananoyz says:
  
  August 31, 2015 at 11:51 am
  
  Truth.
  
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2. nananoyz says:
  
  August 31, 2015 at 12:30 pm
  
  Of course their models never wore jeans either.
  
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  1. agarrabrant says:
    
    August 31, 2015 at 2:40 pm
    
    And in that fact, I find no remorse.
    
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  2. nananoyz says:
    
    August 31, 2015 at 2:58 pm
    
    😉
    
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