Daily Post’s Daily Prompt–“You the sandwich: If a restaurant were to name a dish after you, what would it be?”
Frankly I’m surprised someone hasn’t already named a dish after me, but since, as far as I know they have not, let me wax eloquent on the topic.
The Noyzinator Deluxe
Two slices of soft white bread
Mayonnaise spread on both slices
Three slices of thick sliced bacon
Ripe avocado slices
Two fresh tomato slices
Leafy green lettuce
A dash of salt
Fresh ground pepper
–serve with a side of fresh grapes–
Duchess of Sandwich
the noblest of titles
conveyed upon me.