I found this little fellow at an estate sale today. If I’d been assured that he was house trained, I’d have purchased him.
I think I’ll call this one, Never Feed Him After Midnight, No Matter How Much He Begs.
The Pet Rock fad lasted about six months in 1975-76, and it made their creator, Gary Dahl, a millionaire.
Peace, people.
There are nights when I lie awake, terrified for what the future might hold. Tomorrow is a gremlin crouching in dark
Corners, his fingers wrapped around all the possibilities. There are madmen in charge of our security: liars and mobsters and
Thieves, that some hailed as saviors. But now, those of us who’ve studied history know we’ve crossed lines that may
Never be uncrossed. Who will save us from the gremlin? Who will pry his bony digits from our lives? Only we can save ourselves.
Praying for Eyebrowz 