Found this on Facebook. It seemed appropriate for me to post considering the title of my blog.
I almost hit the publish button after attaching the meme above, but before doing so I thought, “Are there other memes about eyebrows anywhere on the internet?”
Well, yes. Yes, there are.
Just for the record, my right eyebrow is the best behaved of the two. It’s fuller and shapelier and gets asked out on way more dates.
Do you think men have a favorite eyebrow? Unless they’re drag queens, no. And even then, no, because they’re fabulous at creating glorious eyebrows.
Contrary to public opinion, I’m really not obsessed with eyebrows. I have far more important beauty issues to consider, such as my definite lack of meaningful cheekbones. But “Praying for Cheekbones” didn’t come to me in a mystical experience like “Praying for Eyebrowz did.”
And I don’t paint in my eyebrows. I do give them a little pep talk every morning, urging them to work together for the greater good and to watch their respective postures. Right eyebrow is much more receptive to my entreaties.
I could’ve posted a hundred eyebrow memes and still not have emptied the meme mine. But I think my point has been made.
(By the way, that’s not me pictured above. Thanks to Pinterest for the creative eyebrow picture.)
Peace, people!
Praying for Eyebrowz 