Just remember folks, you might’ve read it here first, even though I borrowed every bit from Pinterest. Read and learn. You can thank me later. Or now. I like being thanked. With bacon.
Every man should come with a side of bacon. 
I have been known to steal bacon. I’m not proud of it, but I’ll probably do it again.
The next one, I have to disagree with a little. That’s still not enough bacon.
True story, I really thought it was called bacon soda for years.
Studly only looks at bacon like its bacon.
Really, this happens. 
And now I’ll return to my previously scheduled diet.
Peace, people!
Praying for Eyebrowz 