Of knees, I have two
Symmetrically, left and right
Please, don’t fail me now
My body ages
A kink here, another there
Knees are first to go
So I limp and gimp
Groaning from hither to yon
Do bees’ knees suffer?
So I tweaked my left knee somehow on Saturday, and I’ve been hobbling around feeling sorry for myself. I’m sure it just needs a bit of rest. Maybe I should elevate it and drink wine.
Perfect solution! Maybe some ice and/or heat as well… for the knee, not the wine 😉 Take care!
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Thanks! Good advice. I wonder if I could let my knee soak in wine? Think that would help?
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Perfect!!
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Cheap wine, of course. I’ll save the good stuff for my taste buds.
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Wine is the abso best medicine. Espesh for knees.
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Thanks Doc! 😉
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It pretty helps most things.
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Excellent haikus – but you would expect me to say “ouch”, now, wouldn’t you?
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Ouch is fitting, but then you know all about knee pain. My husband has very little sympathy for me since he hobbled around on really bad knees for years before having replacement surgery. He tells me to just rub some dirt on it—that’s our old joke. Hurt your elbow? Rub some dirt on it. Poke your eye out? Rub some dirt on it. Not practical medicine, but always good for a laugh.
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Charming
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