Or a sandwich. He insisted on white bread made with a white sandwich spread and served on a white napkin. He said it’s the best sandwich ever. Much better than any sandwich Obama made. Bigger, too.
I asked if he wanted it toasted:
But he just gave me the finger.
Peace, people.
Besteesydian
A bit of this...A bit of that...bit of everything
Life in a flash - a weekly writing blog
"South Dakota is a swinged cat, better than she looks."
Short essays about novels and other fictional works
By Ian Garrabrant
Home of Micropoetry, Literature, art and philosophy.
Just a fiction writer, trying to reach the world.
I'd curtsy but I'm drunk.
Movies, TV, music, Amarillo arts and whatever else I wanna write about
Full-time RV Travel with Carmen and Jim Beaubeaux
vulnerability at its finest
A daily selection of the best content published on WordPress, collected for you by humans who love to read.
Lovingly Hand-Crafted Humor Blog
Captures. And a Few Words
art~writing~retreats~healing
Fine Arts, Digital Painting, Graphic Design
Poems, Books & Recipes
Just shove him in the toaster just the same. make his hair stand on end x
LikeLiked by 1 person
He’s all molded plastic. Kind of like the real guy.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Yeah. Why wreck your toaster.
LikeLiked by 1 person
My toaster deserves better!
LikeLiked by 1 person
aye just buy some pins instead…
LikeLiked by 1 person
Voodoo. Now that’s a hobby I could get into.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Yeah. Very effective…
LikeLiked by 1 person
Doesn’t even know how to raise the finger
LikeLiked by 1 person
That’s true. I wish I could make it right, but his joints don’t allow for it. Might be a metaphor there.
LikeLiked by 1 person
It is perfect as it is. What, after all, does he get right?
LikeLiked by 1 person
Nothing as far as I can see.
LikeLiked by 1 person