On Wednesday I received a surprise gift in the mail from friends in Kansas. I couldn’t imagine what the box might contain, but being the overgrown kid I am I ripped into it with wild abandon. Good thing I’m not on anyone’s anthrax delivery list! As far as I know, anyway.
To my delight this is what the box contained:
Note the position of his middle finger, above.
Note the back of the box, below:
I wrestled for a second with whether I should keep the box sealed for posterity’s sake, but again, I couldn’t resist opening it up so trump, the over-reaction figure, could embark on a variety of adventures in the vein of Elf on the Shelf.
I didn’t have to wait long for him to make a move, either. The angry little dude got into my reading material and flipped off Joe Biden’s book:
Maybe I can teach my Trump on the Stump some manners while he’s a guest in my home. I have a feeling I’m going to need to start with the basics, though.
Peace, people.
Praying for Eyebrowz 
What a great gift! I imagine you can spending hours finding things Trump can flip off!
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Certainly!
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Were it me, young Leslie, my dartboard would become redundant!
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He might find himself attached to a bullseye 🎯 at some point!
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I rather think he’d make a better target as the ‘number two’ on the board, although a ‘number two’ might be a thing that doesn’t cross the pond that well?
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Oh, we understand #2. Perfect place for him.
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I had a guy on Facebook this morning tell me that trump is the most popular president ever internationally. These folks are delusional.
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I can only suggest he reads the press from abroad, or alternatively point him in my direction.
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I sent him links to news sites that offered plenty of evidence. He won’t actually read them, but I’ve done my part.
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Hilarious!!
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Thanks! I’m going to have to keep a close eye on trump.
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Did it come with a set of darts?
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No, but I might to invest in some!
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🙂
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Yeah good luck with that effort on teaching him anything. But it is interesting to see him anywhere near a book, for God sakes. – Marty
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I figured he was way out of his element.
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Leslie …the fun you are going to have
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Only on days that end in y.
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LOL!
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