Shipping Label Humor

Today, October 5, 2017, is my 61st birthday. Yay me! According to my youngest grandchild who is five, I am an old lady. Funny, I don’t feel old. In fact, I feel fairly wonderful.

Yesterday I received a beautiful basket of gourmet delicacies from my son and daughter-in-law. I mean this is the mother of all baskets:

Apples, pears, cheeses and crackers, cookies, and a bottle of wine. It’s gorgeous and I’m going to try to be a good girl and share with Studly Doright.

One of the best things about the basket, though, was the label on the box it arrived in. I laughed for ten minutes:

“Do not deliver to an intoxicated person,” it says. I told the FedEx lady it was a darned good thing she’d come before 5 p.m.

Happy birthday to me!

Author: nananoyz

I'm a semi-retired crazy person with one husband and two cats.

35 thoughts on “Shipping Label Humor”

  1. The hilarity of the label is so freeing. I chuckled at least ten minutes with intervals for breathing. The husband shook his head then left the room. I, me who once stamped her foot and insisted the Tesco supermarket till worker, asked me for my Identification.She after all asked the lady before me who looked older than me! She blushed and said… ‘but you dont have any alchohol’. *sigh* So picky these youngsters of today … Happy birthday .

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