Take your big red pen and mark an x over the parts you find offensive. I guarantee you’ll cross out
Obscenities right and left. But will you not obliviate the hunger of starving children? A curse word upsets
Your delicate sensibilities but the thought of a woman panhandling only causes disdain. Pull yourself up
By your bootstraps! you cry, without noticing she’s sold her boots to feed her children. You claim
To be pro-life, but in truth you are only pro-birth. Stop pretending you care when you voted for a heartless bastard.