Hip to be Square

Aging sucks, but as I’m frequently reminded it beats the hell out of the alternative. This past October I celebrated my 60th birthday. Six decades on this earth have taken a toll on my body. I’m no longer the svelte, lithesome broad I once was. And everything hurts.

My ankles hurt, my thighs hurt, and my hips seem to be stuck in neutral. I’m okay as long as I move forward, just don’t ask me to pivot or cha cha. Damn, I miss cha cha-ing. 

A Facebook pop up advertisement (amazing how they pick up on my personal needs) prompted me to check on exercises designed to ease those frozen hips. Apparently, if I could stretch my hip flexors, I might achieve full range of motion. I could once again cha cha.

I turned to Google, and this stretch was the first thing to appear under “hip flexor stretches.”


Honestly. I can’t cha cha and they expect me to do this? I tried. Lord knows I tried. Studly Doright walked in during my attempt and laughed so hard I would have slapped him if I could’ve gotten up off the floor.

I’ll be in the whirlpool tub if anyone needs me.

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Peace, people.

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Author: nananoyz

I'm a semi-retired crazy person with one husband and two cats.

8 thoughts on “Hip to be Square”

  1. Sometimes they fail to understand that if a person can’t cha cha, perhaps they cannot do those hip loosening exercises either! Either way, you may not be able to do the cha cha physically, but you project a mental image of it so well that you might as well have been doing it all over your blog! 60 is a lovely, round number don’t you think? 🙂

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