Forget Jonas Salk, Eli Whitney, George Washington Carver, and Thomas Alva Edison. Sure, they were great inventors, but did a single one of them think to create this?
Finally, some enterprising genius has invented a poolside chair that will allow one to suntan one’s back without compromising comfort. No more deciding which side of the face is going to get sunshine while the other side is plastered sweatily against the chair. No more aching neck. No more abandoning one’s book while working on a complete tan.
I’m seriously considering plunking down the $99.99 (plus $10 shipping) for one of these ergonomic delights. Or, maybe my children would go in halvsies on one for my 60th birthday. (October 5, hint, hint)
Here’s the catalog:
Note the 1-800 number.
Peace, people!
Praying for Eyebrowz 
I like the name of the catalogue 🙂
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I did, too. I’d never received this particular catalog before. Oddly enough, there are two full pages of “marital aids” which made me giggle considering the catalogue’s name.
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So of course I had to check out the website: found this….”Personalized Glasses for ‘Big Drinkers’! Wineglass holds an entire 750ml bottle of wine. Allow 2-3 weeks for delivery. No Express Delivery.”
Regards,
Vinous Enology
Sommelier, South Dakota
https://youtu.be/jn8EtaxGJP0
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I love the catalogue’s name: “Whatever Works” especially considering they’ve devoted two pages to vibrators and dildos. Whatever Works!
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Yep, they sport a few bedroom toys on the Whatever Works Website…alongside the Cat Scram, and something to help one put on socks.
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It’s a veritable cornucopia of crap. A crapucopia, if you will. Still, I want that chair.
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I think the chair pretty kinky. Go for it.
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It certainly has possibilities in the kinkiness realm.
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