Life Changing Invention

Forget Jonas Salk, Eli Whitney, George Washington Carver, and Thomas Alva Edison. Sure, they were great inventors, but did a single one of them think to create this?

  Finally, some enterprising genius has invented a poolside chair that will allow one to suntan one’s back without compromising comfort. No more deciding which side of the face is going to get sunshine while the other side is plastered sweatily against the chair. No more aching neck. No more abandoning one’s book while working on a complete tan.

I’m seriously considering plunking down the $99.99 (plus $10 shipping) for one of these ergonomic delights. Or, maybe my children would go in halvsies on one for my 60th birthday. (October 5, hint, hint)

Here’s the catalog:

 Note the 1-800 number. 

Peace, people!

Author: nananoyz

I'm a semi-retired crazy person with one husband and two cats.

9 thoughts on “Life Changing Invention”

    1. I did, too. I’d never received this particular catalog before. Oddly enough, there are two full pages of “marital aids” which made me giggle considering the catalogue’s name.

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  1. So of course I had to check out the website: found this….”Personalized Glasses for ‘Big Drinkers’! Wineglass holds an entire 750ml bottle of wine. Allow 2-3 weeks for delivery. No Express Delivery.”

    Vinous Enology
    Sommelier, South Dakota

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