Patches had been in this position, motionless for the past five minutes. 
I don’t believe her eyes have blinked the entire time.
If I weren’t a chicken I’d look up to see what has her so fascinated. Please, oh please don’t let it be a gigantic woman-eating spider!
Peace, people!
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Praying for Eyebrowz 
Cats can see poltergeists. In other news, that cat needs squeezing and I volunteer.
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Oh great! And here I am home alone. I’ll never sleep tonight.
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Don’t worry about it, the cat will take care of it. They bat poltergeists around like the half-dead mice they torture until mealtime. Poltergeists know this and give them a wide birth.
Just make sure to allow kitty access to all rooms of the house all night long and the poltergeist will grow exhausted haunting different rooms on a rotating basis and will soon depart.
All that’s left is the Ghost Hunting Victory Tuna Treat.
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I think I’m going to throw something at you! Pls, I’m out of tuna.
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Buy tuna, save your soul.
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That should be “berth,” not “birth.”
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Ha! I didn’t catch that. She’s spayed, so we’re good on both counts.
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Ha! A sexpot in name only.
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Hey, totally off topic, but I noticed that you hail from the Pacific Northwest. I have good friends from Illinois who are moving up to Oregon in April. The husband will be the county manager for Clatsop County. They’re both avid hikers.
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Well, if they love dripping deep green moss, symphonies of wood frogs, and rocky coastline, they’ll love hiking in Oregon.
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PS: My blogs have dozens of hiking ideas but tell them to acquaint themselves with the Northwest Forest Pass and the Sno-Park Permit. They’ll learn why.
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Patches is contemplating missing a meal. Obviously, to ponder is Patches.
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The cat is nuts. Right now she is sitting directly in front of our TV with her eyes closed. And she never misses a meal. Ever.
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She’s letting the images get seared into her brain by osmosis. 😛
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She was freaking me out.
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LOL! That must have been something to see … the stare I mean, not you freaking out. Wait, that would have been interesting too!
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Ha!
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