Note to Random Driver

Thanks so much for assuming I wanted to hear those nasty ass lyrics booming from your stereo this morning. Who knew that hearing “F*ck you B*tch!” yelled repeatedly to the boom, boom, boom of an overly tuned bass would be such a great way to begin my day, especially after a night of too little sleep and a morning of too much caffeine. 

I know it surprised you when I lowered my window and waved sweetly at you. Your jaw dropped as I mouthed, “Hey B*tch! How’d you know that’s my favorite f*cking song?”

Being a sarcastic middle-aged woman has its perks. 

  
Peace, people!

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Author: nananoyz

I'm a semi-retired crazy person with one husband and two cats.

11 thoughts on “Note to Random Driver”

  1. There is a mathematical formula that states; the worse the music is, the louder the jerk in the car has it turned up’… or something… I mean, I don’t even have my multiplication tables memorized, but I am pretty sure this formula exists…

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      1. I’m not sure why I don’t write lyrics. Surely I could come up with something truly offensive, like “Eat your veggies you little bastard!”

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