My new haircut is so short…
…that it was completely dry before I stepped out of the shower.
…that the North Carolina potty police would eye me suspiciously were I to use the loo there.
…that polite children under the age of five will call me “sir.”
…that Dumbo is jealous of my ear size.
…that I’m thankful for my DD breasts.
…that having a cuter face would be nice.
…that I like it, while at the same time it needs to grow a bit before I love it.
No makeup, just me. Look at those freckles!!! Where’s my medal for bravery?
Peace, people.
Praying for Eyebrowz 