How Short Is It?

My new haircut is so short…

…that it was completely dry before I stepped out of the shower.

…that the North Carolina potty police would eye me suspiciously were I to use the loo there.

…that polite children under the age of five will call me “sir.”

…that Dumbo is jealous of my ear size.

…that I’m thankful for my DD breasts.

…that having a cuter face would be nice.

…that I like it, while at the same time it needs to grow a bit before I love it.

  
No makeup, just me. Look at those freckles!!! Where’s my medal for bravery?

Peace, people.

Author: nananoyz

I'm a semi-retired crazy person with one husband and two cats.

15 thoughts on “How Short Is It?”

    1. I used to wear mine this short, but it’s been many years. I know I’ll like it once I get over the goofy shape of my face. And big nose. And giant ears. And freckles the size of Volkswagen beetles. Sigh.

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      1. Now that I understand. I caught sight of a stalker in the reflection 0f the aptly named ‘hardware shop’ window. A flash of recognition overcame me, so whipping round quick I jerked my neck … it hurt like the devil, but nowhere was she to be seen. That’s when I realised, I scared myself with … myself. Shocking.😇😉

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  1. I had a cut today, five inches, five inches of Winter growth, five inches of chocolate brown beauty. I braced myself and didn’t relax, as she snipped and chipped away. I don’t look like a car, you can’t see my ears. Look close and in my face you will see the crooked fringe my Mother left, the stubble she chopped in in anger the bruised scalp that hurt for days. I don’t relish a haircut but I don’t look a bugger this time.

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      1. Now that I understand. I caught sight of a stalker in the reflection 0f the aptly named ‘hardware shop’ window. A flash of recognition overcame me, so whipping round quick I jerked my neck … it hurt like the devil, but nowhere was she to be seen. That’s when I realised, I scared myself with … myself. Shocking.😇😉

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