I never learned to play piano
I never learned to ballroom dance
I cannot paint with watercolors
I cannot sew a pair of pants
But I can drink wine.
I’ve never climbed a mountain
I cannot water ski
Roller blades and ice skates
Were never meant for me.
But I can drink wine.
I could never do a handstand
A cartwheel or backbend
I never manage to sing on key
And flowers I cannot tend.
But I can drink wine.
There are many things
I cannot do, but I don’t really mind
As long as there are grapes out there
I’ll continue drinking wine.
Cheers.
