A wallet, no matter how stylish, cannot be used as an electronic reader.
I tried in vain last night to turn on my Kindle so I could read a bit before going to sleep. I couldn’t find the “on” switch and finally gave up.
This morning I realized that instead of grabbing my Kindle from my bag as is my habit I’d fetched my large wallet instead.
Did I mention that I was extremely tired when this occurred, and probably suffering from a mild case of heat exhaustion? I’m certain it wasn’t the single glass of wine I enjoyed with dinner.
I’d like to produce evidence that I am not suffering from insanity, if it pleases the court.