Tag: jokes

Oh, the Hilarity

My grandson was full of good jokes this afternoon as we ate dinner on the patio of Disney’s Pop Century Resort in Orlando. I’ll share a few.

Why are there PopTarts, but no MomTarts?

Because of the pastryarchy.

His friend Jack claims he can communicate with vegetables. You see, Jack and the beans talk.

The CEO of IKEA was just elected president of Sweden. His first official duty was to assemble his cabinet.

Why should you never date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

He had more, but I couldn’t keep up.

Peace, people!

Call Me a Cab

I know my posts have been either political or floral lately. Here’s one that’s neither. Enjoy. And if there’s a 9-year-old in your life, share these with him/her.

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And my favorite, in spite of the spelling and grammatical errors:

Peace and giggles, people.

Funny Bone Ticklers

My sister-in-law, Lyn, posted this to her Facebook page and said it tickled her funny bone. It made me snort soda out my nose. 

 

Since Studly and I will probably be recuperating from our beach vacation today, I went in search of other funnies. Enjoy and thank me later. 

 

Now that’s ^^ punny.

A little humor for your conspiracy theorist friends:

My, how times have changed:  

   
Am I right?

 

I’m cleaning right now….

   

My son’s cat had this fear:

I’ve heard of religious persecution, but this is in another category.

   

Don’t ask him to turn his head and cough!

 

Here’s one on being proactive:

 
And finally, one that hits really close to my heart: 
Peace and giggles, people!

Laughter

If laughter is the best medicine
then why do doctors prescribe
antibiotics?

And now for your juvenile viewing pleasure, inappropriate humor:

  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
Have a great evening!

Peace, people!

Joking with the Pope

Can I get an awoof? 

Did you know that Pope Francis has a website on which comedians can share jokes pertaining to religion? Go to jokewiththepope.org and see which of your favorite funny people has contributed a joke to benefit one of several charities.

Peace, people!