My grandson was full of good jokes this afternoon as we ate dinner on the patio of Disney’s Pop Century Resort in Orlando. I’ll share a few.
Why are there PopTarts, but no MomTarts?
Because of the pastryarchy.
His friend Jack claims he can communicate with vegetables. You see, Jack and the beans talk.
The CEO of IKEA was just elected president of Sweden. His first official duty was to assemble his cabinet.
Why should you never date a tennis player?
Because love means nothing to them.
He had more, but I couldn’t keep up.