Christmas pudding and brussels sprouts

I can’t stop laughing! Please read this and every single other post Ellen Hawley has ever written. You might not get any answers, but you just won’t care. You’ll be laughing too hard.

Ellen Hawley's avatarNotes from the U.K.

As the Christmas season sneaks up on us, more and more people turn to Notes from the U.K. for help in understanding the link between brussels sprouts and Christmas. (I’ll get to the pudding in a minute. Be patient.) It started as early as October. Or maybe that was September. Who keeps track?

If you’re not British, you’re thinking, Christmas and brussels sprouts?That makes as much sense as Easter and birthday candles, or Hanukkah and ham.

But brussels sprouts are a traditional part of the British Christmas dinner. I’ve explained all this at length before, with (please, do remember where you are) varying degrees of accuracy and insanity. So instead of repeating myself, let me refer you to that great authority on all things British, me, for everything you need to know on the subject. And more. You’ll find it here and here and yes, even here.

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Our Christmas Letter

For some reason this post disappeared from my “published” list. You don’t have to read it again, I just wanted to make sure I didn’t lose it.

nananoyz's avatarPraying for Eyebrowz

Studly Doright and I were too lazy to send out our annual Christmas letter this year (and the year before, and the year before that), but after receiving the twelfth such letter from various friends and family members I began feeling guilty. Without such a missive how will anyone know what an absolutely awesome year Studly and I had? Fortunately I have this forum, so with just a bit of exaggeration, here is our offering:

“Doright Year in Review”

Dear Friends,

It’s that time of year again when we regale all of you with our adventures great and small, but let’s face it, the Dorights only have great adventures. All others are swept under the rug.

In January we moaned about temperatures dropping into the 50’s. My tan faded and Studly had to wear long pants to play golf. It was devastating.

February brought more of the same, but Valentine’s…

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Daddy and Christmas Trees

I found this one while searching for another post. Gosh, I miss this man.

nananoyz's avatarPraying for Eyebrowz

In my childhood, picking out a Christmas tree was a family affair, but everyone knew that the ultimate decision was made by Dad. He had this great ability to find the perfect tree every year. And decorating it was his thing.

We could help as long as we followed two basic rules:
1. Evenly space out the ornaments,
2. Make sure the various colors of ornaments were distributed appropriately (i.e. No two reds too close together)

Mom never approved of the way Dad tossed the icicles onto the tree, so he’d wait until she went into the kitchen and with a mischievous grin he’d fling a handful here, another there until it was to his liking. We never had an ugly tree. And, if the eggnog was flowing, the tree became a true work of art.

Perhaps this is why I pretty much spoiled the joy of tree decorating for…

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Have Yourself a Merry Cornish Christmas

If you aren’t familiar with Shehanne Moore and her marvelous hamsters, you really are missing out on great fun. shehannemoore.wordpress.com

shehannemoore's avatarshehanne moore

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The Art of Falling Down

Great piece by cornfedcontessa.com. If you are a frequent faller, like I am, this could come in handy!

cornfedcontessa's avatarcornfedcontessa

https://www.aarp.org/health/conditions-treatments/info-2017/how-to-fall-safely.html

This is a great article for baby boomers.  I’m a klutz, and have fallen down more times than I care to count.  My most recent spill was while on vacation.  I was taking a photo and fell backwards over a curb.  Thank goodness some bushes broke my fall.

I am currently recovering from knee replacement surgery.  It’s winter here in Wisconsin and I’m deathly afraid of taking another tumble while trying to walk with a cane.

Fortunately for me, I do know how to fall.  When I was a kid, I was always fighting with my two older brothers.  They use to chase me around the house, and outside I would always be tripping on something.  I learned how to tuck and roll.  I never really got hurt except for a few scrapes here and there.

Just last week we had our first snowfall, and my car windows were…

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Trump’s Hypocritical Attempts to Discredit Mueller

I’m more afraid for our democracy than ever before.

alotfromlydia's avatarA lot from Lydia

The latest buzz is that Donald J Trump will fire Special Counsel Robert Mueller on December 22. This is being called a “constitutional crisis”.

Plans by Democrats are underway to take to the streets when this happens, in protest of Trump’s disregard for the law and due process.

Why will Trump fire Mueller now?

Trump officials recently discovered that on September 1, 2017, Robert Mueller acquired the Trump team’s transition emails. It has been reported that these emails include 12 accounts, one of which contains about 7,000 emails.

This discovery was made when the emails were used by Mueller’s prosecutors as the basis for questions to witnesses.

The GSA (General Services Administration, an independent agency of the U. S. government, established in 1949 to manage and support the basic functioning of federal agencies) turned over a flash drive containing “tens of thousands” of records that included emails sent & received…

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Isn’t Trump Ironic?

alotfromlydia.wordpress.com just keeps hitting home runs.

alotfromlydia's avatarA lot from Lydia

Donald Trump is full of ironies. He has long been known to rely on the old trick, attributed to Nazi Joseph Goebbels— “Accuse others of that which you are guilty.” I can not find any confirmation that Goebbels actually said that, although it was a tactic Nazis readily used. It is also a tactic often used by four years olds, Donald J Trump included.

This week New York Democratic Senator Kirsten Gillibrand asked Donald Trump to resign, because of the string of sexual misconduct accusations against him. She was among the first female senate Democrats who successfully called for the resignation of Minnesota Senate Democrat Al Franken, after groping allegations were made against him. While Trump was vocal in his agreement that Franken should resign, he is not so easy to persuade to resign himself, even though the allegations against him are of a more violent nature, and made by…

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Why Does Alabama Want to Destroy Voting Records?

Good question!

alotfromlydia's avatarA lot from Lydia

Monday, one day prior to Alabama’s special election to fill a vacant seat in the senate, at 1:36 p.m., four people, a Democrat, a Republican, an Independent, and a minister, were successful in a lawsuit they filed. As such, a Montgomery County Circuit Court judge issued an order directing Alabama election officials to preserve all digital ballot images created at polling places across the state today.

But at 4:32 p.m. the same day, a person whose identity remains private, filed an “emergency motion to stay” the order with attorneys for Alabama Secretary of State John Merrill and Ed Packard, state administrator of elections. That order was granted by the Alabama State Supreme Court.

Now Alabama election officials have the right to delete all electronic voting records for today’s election…the election between a Russian speaking pedophile versus a Democrat. Donald Trump has been campaigning tirelessly for said pedophile.

One doesn’t have…

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Ho Ho Ho, Falalalala, and All That Jazz

I needed a little jolly with my holly this Monday morning. Enjoy!

How could he not play a 7-letter word?

Go ahead, Santa! What do you have to lose?

It’s a Wonderful Life after all….

They call her Twiggy the Snowgirl:

Long distance?

Safety in numbers?

I know the feeling!

Mom always knows best.

Sex Ed for the gingerbread kids.

And my favorite!

Questioning America

We still have a long way to go. Thank you Jan Wilberg! Redswrap.wordpress.com

Jan Wilberg's avatarRed's Wrap

The first thing you notice at the National Museum of African American History and Culture is that everyone is trying to be so nice, especially the white people. ‘Excuse me’s’ flutter like confetti, an invisible murmuring of apology for standing in front of someone and for everything else that’s ever happened.  It’s unconscious, reflexive almost, and one wonders why the deference to history doesn’t play out in the rest of life. It’s as if we can only get it here in the lowest level of the museum studying the intricate drawings of how human cargo was arranged and stacked on slave ships.

There were different strategies, you know. Some slave ship captains packed people very tightly, figuring that even with high death rates they would still realize a profit. Others opted for a looser pack, thinking that fewer would die en route, thus ensuring a higher profit. I bet the…

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