I received the message shown above yesterday in my Facebook messages. So intriguing. Fourteen years smaller.
Here’s the dilemma—14 years ago I weighed more than I do now, but I had way fewer wrinkles. So, do I buy her elder-sister’s (sic) lotion or not? Decisions, decisions!
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Ha! That’s a good line!
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🙂
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Oh, boy….that’s a tough one, right? I mean, 14 years is a whole lotta’ smaller. 🤣🤣
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Lol!
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If you get a message that you could be 2″ taller, buy it. You are so funny. I purchased your new book, The Cowboy and the Executive, and it should arrive today. I was so excited to see it on Amazon, that I also bought it on Kindle too. I’ll write a review asap.
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You’re a doll! Be sure to read the acknowledgements.
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Fourteen YEARS smaller? Clearly that was written by someone who is unfamiliar with the English language and didn’t pick up on the translation mishap.
Unless his elder sister is Alice in Wonderland (one pill makes you smaller), I suggest you stay far away from that lotion and delete that spam! 😳
Fourteen years ago I looked pretty fabulous, but I’m not quite 5’3”. So…Smaller is not an option. 😻
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Ha!!! Going smaller would not be a good idea in your case!
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😅😉
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14 years ago, I was 1″ taller. I might need this lotion.
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Maybe!
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I say you just buy actual Spam. You might not look any younger, but you’ll have a delicious breakfast.
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Oh!!! You made me laugh. I used to like spam but I haven’t had it in years.
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