My corkscrew wine opener suffered a debilitating injury on Tuesday night. In my attempt to fix it I might have gotten a little carried away and now it’s what my mom might have called “all cattywampus.”
I bought a new one on Wednesday.

And it’s PREMIUM. I know because it says so right on the package. By golly, I’ve moved up in the world. Let’s hope my premium product lives up to the hype. I couldn’t handle another letdown.
Peace, people!
Good on ya. And remember, you can always move to Australia and only need a corkscrew for posh European wines.
We’re still waiting for that result; more wine will be imbibed, all around the globe.
Come on, fat lady … sing!
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I might need to move! I’m so nervous still. It’s 2:47 a.m. and I can’t sleep. Stupid election.
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I was scared to turn on the tv this morning, and kept watching off and on all day. Here’s hoping that goodness prevails. ❤
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I’m more nervous now than I was yesterday. It still could go either way. I’m so ashamed of half of my country. How can they support someone like Trump? It shouldn’t even be close.
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It just has to be Joe and Kamala who are your leaders. They seem to actually care more about other people than themselves. Know that many people around the world want this for you and your country. ❤
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It helps! Thank you!
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I bet those soft grip handles make aaaaall the difference teehee!
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It’ll be nice for a change. I still haven’t taken it out if the package. Drank way too much wine on Tuesday night.
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Well done girl, well done.
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Thank you!
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The fact that it has been so close is quite appalling
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The whole thing makes me so sad. I’ve lost all faith in my fellow Americans.
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Thank you for the reblog!
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I have one of those Rabbit corkscrews. It has never failed me. FYI in case Premium lets you down….
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Thanks!
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Thank you! I so needed this laugh today, even though I know you weren’t feeling it was funny at the time.
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I’m just trying to stay sane! I tried writing—nothing!
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Yeah, my brain is pretty much mush right now. I haven’t even been able to pick up a book. That NEVER happens.
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I’m right there with you.
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