Yesterday I wrote about going to the store when the only thing I needed to buy was pepper. I could’ve put off the visit to the store until I needed more than pepper, but I wanted the human interaction. That’s warped, I know.
Wanna know what’s even more warped? Instead of going to a supermarket or a Dollar Store, I went into Walmart. For one item. What kind of idiot goes to Walmart for one item? Of course, I ended up buying cat food and bananas and deodorant and something else I can’t recall.
But I digress. The important thing is that as I was walking from my car into the store I made up a pepper song. It’s probably the best song I’ve ever heard, and it goes like this:
“The Pepper Song”
I’m just here for the pepper
My favorite spice
I eat it on everything
‘Cause it makes everything nice.
Don’t be hating my pepper
Or warning me off
It makes me sneeze sometimes
But never makes me cough
Brilliant, right?
Peace, people!
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I use it lots. You got music to go with your song, so I can sing it?
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The music changes every time I sing it. Sometimes it’s jaunty; other times it’s dirge-like.
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Well, I’ll just make a tune or two up x
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Can’t wait!
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Our children still speak of grandma pepper with which they covered her Sunday dinners.
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😉
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I love your little Pepper song. And you are right. Who wanders the isles of Wal Mart for only pepper? Girl, we need to schedule a zoom meeting at Happy Hour.
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I would love that!
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I’m with you. A life without pepper…is just plain bland.
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Pepper is my spirit spice.
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Lol. Love it!
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Thanks!
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I did the same thing last weekend, re: went to WalMart for one thing. Then I spent the rest of the afternoon feeling guilty for going there during a raging pandemic when I didn’t need to. Ugh. – Marty
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Crazy, right? Although, our Walmart is doing a good job of sanitizing carts and making sure masks are being worn.
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