The longest word in the English language that doesn’t include the letter e is floccinaucinihilipilification, a noun meaning “The estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).”
Still, I might take it upon myself to memorize the pronunciation and spelling of this word and upon my death, have it inscribed on the urn in which my ashes are stored. With my luck, the inscriber would misspell it, and with me gone, there’d be no one to notice.

Peace, people!
Except all your blog followers who will hunt down the urn and fix things… 😛
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All six of them! 😉
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oh please… 😀
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Make that person urn the privilidge ( 🙂 )….of spellchecking the earn….
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Anybody who would want to read the inscription would have to spin the urn around a couple of times, I suspect.
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WE would notice my darling x
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That makes me feel much better.
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Please be good enough to attach a recording of the pronunciation, preferably in UK English.
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I’ll do my best.
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