I received the above message on Twitter a few days ago. Needless to say, I did not respond.
For the record, this is my “captivating” Twitter profile:
Yes, I can see where many a red-blooded man might want to invade me. 🤣🤪😳
Peace, people.
A trip through life with fingers crossed and eternal optimism.
Doing the best I can with what I have
kind of sad, but not so bad with cheese. cheese not provided.
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This gave me a good laugh – thanks!
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Thank you!
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Very funny
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The sad thing is, there are those who’d fall for such messages!
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Tens of thousands messages yield results….it is a inexcusable.
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🙂 🙂 🙂
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I wonder if he might be searching for the sexy Russian girls who are always emailing both me and my husband.
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I hope he finds them. 🤣
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You know this just made my day…
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I aim to please!
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😉
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Same!
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😊
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This is great!! Made my morning!!
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Good! Thank you.
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That is awesome! It makes me debate using an actual person photo for my profile just to see what kinds of message I start to get.
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Be careful. You might get invaded.
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Ha! People are so weird! I will never understand it. Sometimes it really does pay to be excessively introverted.
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That’s funny. I get the occasional woman messaging me on Twitter who looks at least 40 years younger than me. I just laugh and ignore.
Re: captivating. Well, in fairness, we were all captivated by Paul’s lyrics back then. 🙂
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😍 Truth. Sir Paul still does it for me.
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You may discover one day that you are the Rita Hayworth of the Chilean military!
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It could well be.
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