Look on the Sunny Side of the Mask: A Top Five Countdown

Masks are neither comfortable nor attractive; however, there are perks to wearing one beyond helping to prevent the spread of the Corona virus.

5. I now only apply makeup to the part of my face that the public can see, thereby saving time and money.

4. If, for some reason I forget to brush my teeth before leaving the house I’m the only one who knows. What happens in the mask, stays in the mask.

3. Referring to 4, if I eat in my car and then have to go to the grocery store for toilet paper, I don’t have to worry that I have food stuck in my teeth.

2. Masks have given my ears a new purpose in life.

1. I can talk to myself all I want without embarrassment. This is the best thing ever!

Peace, people!

Author: nananoyz

I'm a semi-retired crazy person with one husband and two cats.

19 thoughts on “Look on the Sunny Side of the Mask: A Top Five Countdown”

  1. This is so funny! I had to take my husband for some tests yesterday. Sign in the waiting room said, “No Food. No Beverages.” I quietly slipped pieces of bridge mix under my bandana/mask.I was hungry, but no one knew I was eating! Felt like I had just pulled off something big. Life is now down to the little pleasures….

    Liked by 1 person

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.

Magic Unfolds

Soul In Visual Form

VeganXperts

Just another WordPress site

Misterio Press

Killer Fiction

Lolsys Library

Fun blogs about the wonderful world of books and learning!

Sean of the South Podcast

Music and Storytelling

Life is a rusty rollercoaster

A bit of this...A bit of that...bit of everything...come on in...

roughwighting

Life in a flash - a weekly writing blog

Swinged Cat

"South Dakota is a swinged cat, better than she looks."

Dave Astor on Literature

Short essays about novels and other fictional works

Here There be Poems

By Ian Garrabrant

incomprehensibus

Home of Micropoetry, Literature, art and philosophy.

Entertaining Stories

Just a fiction writer, trying to reach the world.

Wagons Ho

I'd curtsy but I'm drunk.

Entertainment with Chip Chandler

Movies, TV, music, Amarillo arts and whatever else I wanna write about

Living In Beauty

Full-time RV Travel with Carmen and Jim Beaubeaux

HarleyRay

vulnerability at its finest

%d bloggers like this: