Masks are neither comfortable nor attractive; however, there are perks to wearing one beyond helping to prevent the spread of the Corona virus.
5. I now only apply makeup to the part of my face that the public can see, thereby saving time and money.
4. If, for some reason I forget to brush my teeth before leaving the house I’m the only one who knows. What happens in the mask, stays in the mask.
3. Referring to 4, if I eat in my car and then have to go to the grocery store for toilet paper, I don’t have to worry that I have food stuck in my teeth.
2. Masks have given my ears a new purpose in life.
1. I can talk to myself all I want without embarrassment. This is the best thing ever!

Peace, people!
Lol aye, you have made me laugh.
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Good!
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OMG- YES to every single one of these!
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I might just wear a mask for the rest of my life. Or not.
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😂
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Too funny.
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Thanks!
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Welcome!
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You crack me up! Every one is a great point!
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Thanks!
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Hahaha – Always look on the bright side of life. Love it.
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Thanks!
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There you go again, Leslie, thinking how the glass is half full. Or even three quarters full! I so loved in #4 “What happens in the mask, stays in the mask.” hee hee.
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Lol! Thanks!
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I walked into the grocery store last week wearing my mask and holding my water bottle. A holdover habit!
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I feel like an outlaw half the time.
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This is so funny! I had to take my husband for some tests yesterday. Sign in the waiting room said, “No Food. No Beverages.” I quietly slipped pieces of bridge mix under my bandana/mask.I was hungry, but no one knew I was eating! Felt like I had just pulled off something big. Life is now down to the little pleasures….
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Lol! You rebel!
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