Look on the Sunny Side of the Mask: A Top Five Countdown

Masks are neither comfortable nor attractive; however, there are perks to wearing one beyond helping to prevent the spread of the Corona virus.

5. I now only apply makeup to the part of my face that the public can see, thereby saving time and money.

4. If, for some reason I forget to brush my teeth before leaving the house I’m the only one who knows. What happens in the mask, stays in the mask.

3. Referring to 4, if I eat in my car and then have to go to the grocery store for toilet paper, I don’t have to worry that I have food stuck in my teeth.

2. Masks have given my ears a new purpose in life.

1. I can talk to myself all I want without embarrassment. This is the best thing ever!

Peace, people!

Author: nananoyz

I'm a semi-retired crazy person with one husband and two cats.

19 thoughts on “Look on the Sunny Side of the Mask: A Top Five Countdown”

  1. This is so funny! I had to take my husband for some tests yesterday. Sign in the waiting room said, “No Food. No Beverages.” I quietly slipped pieces of bridge mix under my bandana/mask.I was hungry, but no one knew I was eating! Felt like I had just pulled off something big. Life is now down to the little pleasures….

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