My husband, Studly Doright, brought me a gift today.
He’s asked me to trim his hair. Me, the world’s greatest klutz. The woman who regularly makes a mess of her own bangs.
I’m trying to convince him that he looks quite handsome with his current hairstyle. Dashing. Young. Hip. I’m not having much luck.
Keep us both in your thoughts. And, if I botch the haircut does anyone know a good divorce attorney?
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Praying for Eyebrowz 
Women don’t get it…..we don’t give a shit as long as we are comfortable….and….we own 26 hats….now let’s move on to a real problem….when will the Wing Hut open again ?
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Ha!
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My younger girl is a lawyer but not a divorce one… x
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Darn!
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I know…..
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My husband does his own hair but I trim the back that he can’t see. Fortunately he can’t see it! 🙂
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🤣
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Gonna show this hairstyle to my teen. 😂
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Ha!
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I have been doing everyone’s hair in this house for years. The guys are insanely easy, or used to be. Hubby gets buzzed to a 3 considering there is almost nothing on top and MC used to do a 4 on the sides and back and a 6 on top because he didn’t want to mess with it. The last year or so, he needed a “style” so now I have to actually cut the top. I even gave him a mohawk once. That one didn’t last at all! BG on the other hand is the hard one. She rarely ever wants even a trim, but it has be to be EXACTLY right. I miss the days where she didn’t talk back and just let me do what I wanted. I’m grateful that she no longer wants something more difficult like an hombre highlight thingy that I manged to pull off decently if you could ignore the weird, bright thumbprint I managed to drop into the middle of a darker area on the side.
Using the trimmer is really not too hard to mess up. Just don’t forget to put on one of the guards! Unless he is going for bald.
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Your family is fortunate to have you! I did okay yesterday, but I certainly hope he can hold out for a true barber next time.
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If it turns out bad enough he can always wear hats 😄
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Exactly!
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hehehe I had the same experience with Moth, however it actually wasn’t too bad, but I did just basically give him a number 3 all over…very military now lol
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That’s exactly what I did—except Studly just barely had any hair on top of his head to start with. Now, there’s none on top. He didn’t want to strangle me afterwards though, so I guess that bodes well.
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Hahaha….Moth doesnt have much either lol.
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Studly has the silkiest hair. It’s like corn silk. I’m sure the birds will think they’ve hit the jackpot when they get some for their nests.
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You must do it for shear enjoyment
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🤣🤣🤣
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I’d never ever volunteer to cut my companion’s hair. Anyway, he’d never ask me to. We’re both looking nasty shaggy by now…
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I did okay. He’s not going to win any beauty contests, though.
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Good luck with that! We have one from a handful of years ago when my wife was giving me buzz cuts on it. I’ve thought about that recently, but am not ready to go back to that look. So long, shaggy hair will suffice for now. – Marty
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He offered to cut mine. 😳
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lol
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I trimmed my partner’s hair a few weeks back. Very minimally, but still, I wasn’t sure 43 years together was enough to let us recover from this if it went wrong. It didn’t go badly, and she can’t see the patch at the back that I screwed up.
On the other hand, she’s been clipping the dogs and it’s good thing dogs don’t understand mirrors. I’m coming to this late, so I won’t wish you luck, but I would’ve.
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It’s scary! I’ve since cut Studly’s hair again. If our marriage can survive this, it can survive anything.
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